When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, CO. When they find the culprit, Stanford (Rob Lowe), Stewie challenges him to a ski-off to get Rupert back. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
Stewie and Brian Griffin need to rent a helicopter, but don't have the money to do so. In exchange for the chopper they put on a memorable dance number with the help of the legendary Gene Kelly.
The laughs come full force when the Griffin clan puts a freakin sweet spin on the greatest sci-fi saga ever told! With Peter playing the swashbuckling Han Solo, Lois as the sexy...
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can't find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get...
In order to improve her chances of getting into an Ivy League school, Meg decides to write for the school paper. She submits her first article on the Mayor of Quahog, but Peter secretly replaces...
After Chris is approached by an Army recruiter, Brian goes to the headquarters to give him a piece of his mind, but Stewie tags along and gets them both enlisted in boot camp. The two make it...
In an attempt to win a contest held by a local brewery, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find the winning ticket hidden in a beer bottle. Meanwhile, Lois dreams of having Ling, her...
Peter Griffin has been avoiding his doctor. When Lois confronts him about missing his appointment she knows that the only way he will go is if she goes with him. Lois learns why Peter doesn't like...
Peter and Lois don't want to have more children. Peter thinks Lois should have her tubes tied and Lois thinks Peter should get a vasectomy. Brian brings in a barbershop quartet to explain it to Peter.