9th September 2007, Terry Jones of the Edmonton Sun. Don't look, Ethel! Streaking is back. Or maybe these naked bootleggers never really went away. But four and a half of them in one game has become a major pain in the, er, ass to the CFL. Four naked nuts (technically, I guess that would be eight) and one partially naked idiot ran onto the field in Calgary on Monday and set a Labour Day Classic record for streakers. And now Edmonton Eskimo fans are being encouraged by a sports radio talk show host to break Calgary's streaker record here tomorrow night in the rematch. Saskatchewan has already had a steady stream of drunken dolts emerging from the stands to run around the field, although only one of them has been naked so far this season. And now cities are going to start competing with each other for the number of streakers with the over-under line set at 4.5? As a rule, I don't get my shorts in a knot over streakers. In fact, I've rather delighted in some of them....